My fucking life, I have just heard that Jesus H Christ has decided to come back to this bastard hell hole he calls earth...
and why? so he can take pity over our souls and kill us all!!!
WELL FUCK YOU JESUS, YOU FUCKING HIPPY CUNT!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
"Christopher calm down!"
fuck you Aunty fucking Skeletone!!!! your fucking neck bones make me wanna head butt a fucking knife set, so get out of my fucking face!
"Keep swearing and I'll eat your goldfish, alive!"
What? alive like Jesus isit? go for it you whore, fucking take it all, i dare you!!
"Christopher!!!! wise up, what's wrong with you like, i only tried to give you an easter egg you ungra..."
GIVING ME A EASTER EGG IS IT?! SO WHY DID YOU PUT THE CORNER OF THE BOX INTO MY EYE, EH?!!! MY FUCKING EYEBALL HURTS AND YOU'RE TELLING ME ABOUT JESUS BEING FUCKING RESURRECTED AND I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS AND YOU JUST ALL FUCKING TALK IN MY FACE!!!!!!! YOU SLUTTTTTTTTT!
"Don't have the easter egg then, screw you!"
I'm FuCkInG dIaBeTiC aNyWaY!!!! ¬